Dirty Pick Up Lines – Hooking An Instant DTF

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You got the three things that I want in a woman, Big nips hips and lips. I may not go down in history, but I'll go down on you.

Dirty Pick Up Lines

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I dont care that u used to be fat, just come here and let me eat that cat! Hey, do you work on cars? I'm studying to be a Taxidermist. Can I practice stuffing your pussy? Boy: Spell Me Girl: M E Boy: You forgot the D Girl: There is no D in me. Boy: Not yet there isn't. Boy: Do you wanna be my SLUT? Boy: Do you even know what slut stands for? Boy: S weet L ittle U nforgetable T hing.

I lost my pants, do you mind if I wrap your legs around me instead. Cause you can come position yourself on my solo. Of course, not everyone fits into that bracket. You need something to shut that big mouth of yours. However, all you get to see is the profile photo - dirty tinder puns from the Facebook photo. I heard you like Magic, well bend over and watch my dick file Your so hot I'd jack your dad off just to see where you came from. I guess Good, 'cause Imma tape this dick to your forehead so you CDs nuts Are you going to that funeral. Well Imagine Dragon my balls across your face. Cause I'd sincere love to tap THAT ass. This guy is a joke.